A whole bunch of shit....

First of all...I would like to apologize for not having posted anything in more than a month. My lame ass excuse is because I was too busy playing minesweeper and solitaire at work instead of thinking of a good post to write.

I don't why I'm feeling paranoid tonight but I just want to make it clear that all the members of Stoner poker do indeed smoke mary-jane but we aren't "burnouts." We're just users of a friendly herb called cannabis. And as of late, I would like to share with you all I hardly get stoned anymore. I used to smoke every day...then it became every weekend...and now its usually once every 2 weeks. If you re stoned please try eating the chocolate marble pancakes in pancake house. They will make your panties all wet I swear. And foe anyone who orders a waffles instead of pancakes in pancake house, please do me a favor and slap yourself in the face! Waffles suck compared to pancakes and I'm willing to get into a debate with anyone who says otherwise.

I have no idea where this post is heading but who the hell cares, I'm having fun writing. haha

Oh ya, I played in the P500k guaranteed Sunday tournament 2 weeks ago. Before this I hadn't played poker in over a month and boy did the rust show. I was so rusty I was checking after hitting trips on the flop with the flush draw showing on the board and calling when I knew i was up against the made flush. "Ouch" I just punched myself in the dick cuz that's how mad I am at myself for making such a bonehead play. Anyways, its all good...I've gotten over it and I cant wait to play in another tournament.

New topic: "The Experiment"

Anyways, one of us here at stoner poker is planning to live in the casino for 7 weeks. Why? In order to cash in the bonus money you get for playing a certain number of hours. Were just trying to work out a few minor details about the experiment but our goal is to register 100 hours of playing time a week. This is not a joke and our guy from stoner poker is really considering putting in the time and effort to achieve this goal. I'll keep you readers (if there are any) posted on the progress of "the experiment."

I also wanna give my props to Nutsboy. This guy is really friendly and a pioneer in the online poker scene in the Philippines.

Till my next post...Zombie blunt signing off.