Poker is....a dirty SLUT that's only in it for the money.
with that in mind....
A good player uses the Dirty Slut wisely and can therefore consider themselves a" poker pimp"
A bad player pays the dirty slut for sex and goes home broke with a chance of a brand spanking new STD.
So if you want to be a good poker player practice your "pimp slap" often.. (SLAP DAT SHIT)
"a pimp slap is the act of slapping someone using the back of your hand....also known as the turkey slap."
And if you plan on losing at the tables...make sure to wear a condom so you dont get an STD from the dirty slut that we all know as POKER.
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